- When you meet a woman, do you check her wedding ring finger?
- On holiday, are you always put in the worst room of the chalet/villa?
- Have you ever thought, 'who are all these old people,' only to find out they're your age?
- Do you mention ex-girlfriends early in a conversation so that people don't assume you're gay?
- Have you ever said, 'fifteen years is not that big of an age difference'?
- Do you have two or more godchildren?
- Does your sushi delivery place know what you mean when you order 'the usual'?
- Does sleeping with a Yummy Mummy no longer involve an older woman?
- Do women you are considering hitting on call you 'sir'?
- The woman you're flirting with reveals she has a child. Is that no longer a deal killer?
- Is hair loss a greater threat to the planet than global warming?
- Are you friends with guys you would never have been friends with at University?
If you answered 'yes' to more than half of these questions, then you are a SPURMO. Welcome!